Top 10
BAD CELEBRITY TATTOOS
Money may buy nice things, but it would appear that does not always extend to nice ink... Here we count down our top ten worst celebrity tattoos. What were they thinking??
10, In at number 10, its Miss Kelly Osbourne and her quite frankly weird new head peice. What does it even mean? Our guess is its something to do with dreams, with it being the word "Stories", on her head and all. Maybe.
Whatever, we suggest you get growing your hair back sharpish Kelly.
9, At number 9 we have Tulisa sporting a lady garden tattoo reading "Lucky You" ....classy as always, Ms C...!
8, In at number 8 its the otherwise lovely Harry Styles, with his absolute myriad of shit tatts. He seems to be building quite the collection bless him, how could we choose just one?!
7, At number 7 its Mike Tyson and his quite frankly terrifying face tatt...The most surprising thing about this is that he has had it copyrighted, meaning nobody can copy it. Come on now, as if anybody would ever want to!!
Aside, of course, from comedy movie makers taking the absolutely mickey out of it - such as The Hangover. Whom he sued.
6, At number 6 its Amanda Seyfried who has, strangely, got the word "Minge" tattooed on her foot. Why, Amanda? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
(For those who may be unaware, minge is a crass term for a vagina).
5, At number 5 we have the 2nd "Lucky You" of the day, its Scarlett Johanson with this absolute crime. I've said it before, we'll say it again...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! The tattooist here deserves nothing less than jail time.
4, Onto number 4, we have the (lets face it, always odd) Dennis Rodman, with a back piece consisting of a slutty angel sucking on a (HUGE) penis. Yep, really.
3, Next up Ke$ha storms into our number 3 spot, with her delightful lip tattoo, reading "Suck It". Terrifying.
2, In at the number 2 spot its Chris Brown with his frankly disturbing tattoo of a battered and bruised Rihanna, right on his neck. Now we all know the history there, but really, is this normal behaviour to then go on and have this emblazoned on your neck forever more? We doubt it.....creepy.
1, Cheryl Cole grabs the number 1 spot, with this gobsmacking full ass coverage. This tattoo gave us nightmares, made us pray she would recieve medical attention, it is just, wrong. Its huge! Such a petite, beautiful young lady, such perfect skin, we just don't get it. It genuinely makes us feel sad.
4, Onto number 4, we have the (lets face it, always odd) Dennis Rodman, with a back piece consisting of a slutty angel sucking on a (HUGE) penis. Yep, really.
3, Next up Ke$ha storms into our number 3 spot, with her delightful lip tattoo, reading "Suck It". Terrifying.
2, In at the number 2 spot its Chris Brown with his frankly disturbing tattoo of a battered and bruised Rihanna, right on his neck. Now we all know the history there, but really, is this normal behaviour to then go on and have this emblazoned on your neck forever more? We doubt it.....creepy.
1, Cheryl Cole grabs the number 1 spot, with this gobsmacking full ass coverage. This tattoo gave us nightmares, made us pray she would recieve medical attention, it is just, wrong. Its huge! Such a petite, beautiful young lady, such perfect skin, we just don't get it. It genuinely makes us feel sad.
Agree on the list? Disagree? Think we missed any out, or included those which should not have been included? Let us know in the comments box!
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