Ten Incredibly Good Yet Incredibly Scary Tattoos

10 Tattoos which are incredibly good yet absolutely terrifying...

Tattoos which you appreciate are good, but you wouldn't want to wake up next to (Unless, you know, you like to be afraid)

 

1 Beautiful, yet terrifying. Can you imagine the heart attack waking up to this guy every morning, before you realise its just a tattoo?

 

2. Amazing art work, yes very realistic...but if we were meant to see each others muscles wouldn't our skin be see through? Yes, yes it would.

3. Ever felt like you were being watched in your sleep? Not as much as this ladies partner has! Just, creepy.

4. Utterly exquisite, art work tattooing at its sublime best. We're going to be honest though, still have a bit of a heart attack upon waking up next to it. 'Tis dark.

5. Is there anything as downright scary as a doll? Kudos to the tattooist, incredibly realistic, and not a hand I would like to hold...

6. Look at the attention to detail here. If just this guys head was popping out of his blankets it would definitely be a case of suspected alien invasion, until you wake up a bit at least. Those eyes! Excellent, fun tattoo though - I like it.

7. In answer to my previous question at number 5, yes, yes there is indeed something scarier than a doll. That would be the clown from IT, of course.
Ok, never mind waking up next to IT, I doubt there would be any sleep taking place at all around this.

8. Similar to number one, in the amazing life like detailed art of a very common phobia creature... this one by far the worst for me. I can't look. No really, NEXT.

9. Alien escaping from the inside anyone? How can something so unrealistic look so realistic? Amazing art work of course... but I wouldn't want to face it in real life.

10. And last but by no means least, imagine waking up to this bad boy! Surely the only one you would scream and then fall around laughing, rather than scream and then commit full on assault!

Any scary tatts of your own to share, or any tales of scary tatt fear, or just incredible body art that veers toward the dark side...you know where there comment box is!

Top Ten Stephen King Books

Top Ten...

STEPHEN KING BOOKS.

Ok, so Stephen King books are pretty damn legendary, we all know that.

There is so frickin' many of them! So, which ones come in as the top ten best rated? Lets take a look...

10 In at number 10 lands the infamous Carrie. Now, personally, I don't think this is the worlds greatest book, BUT it is possibly the worlds most ICONIC book. This short book made Stephen King. MADE HIM! This is the book where it all began. Its a damn good place for a newbie King reader to start, and an absolute staple for every fans' collection.

9 At number 9 its the terrifying Salems Lot. A story of a writer returning to his childhood home town, only to discover people are turning into vampires. Proper vampires. Scary vampires. None of the namby pamby so-called vampires we read about in today's novels. This particular book is actually a favourite of Stephen Kings himself, if its one of his its most definitely good enough for our list.

8 Next up in the number 8 spot its Cujo. Set, like a lot of Kings work, in the town of Castlerock, Maine ...we meet a truly lovable St Bernard dog who goes by the name of Cujo. Cujo is one of the most adorable, friendly dogs in literary history. Well, for the first few pages at least...

Cujo, sadly,  gets bitten by a rabid bat ...and goes absolutely mental!
Fantastic, you love him, but he also is your worst nightmare, you will feel torn.


7 At number 7 is Under The Dome, a great big feast of a book full to the absolute brim with crime, terror, and drama. Under The Dome is currently a major TV series, but don't be fooled into thinking that the two are anything alike. They aren't. Really, truly, they aren't.  The similarities stop at the dome. That is it. 

You need to learn to see the show and the book as complete separate entities, in order to enjoy both in their own, separate, rights. I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be put off reading the book if you don't like the show, and vice versa - if you love the show don't be put off if you read the first few pages and feel a bit lost as you have the show in your head. Give it a whirl, you definitely won't regret it.

6 In our number 6 spot is Different Seasons. A Collection of four different stories, three of which were made into incredibly successful films. Kind of odd how nobody touched the fourth, as it is just as good as the other three. The three movies you will know as Stand By Me, The Shawshank Redemption, and the lesser known Apt Pupil.

The stories, as usual, are a million times better than the films, and your copy of this book is sure to become as dog eared as any classic.

5 Incredibly Troublesome. Intensely Terrifying. Instantly Terrific. This is King at his horrifying best. Yep, at number five we have IT. 

The story that left generations with a massive fear of clowns.

Don't read it before bedtime is all we can say. 

4 Coming in at number four .... Misery.  The disturbing story of Misery Chastain, super-fan of Paul Sheldon, romantic novelist. Misery kidnaps Paul and subjects him to horrific torture, and in this book, you can see why celebrities of today go around with massive entourages....it could happen.

3 For the number 3 spot we have gone for 11/22/63. The story of a man who travels back in time to save JFK from assassination in 1963. But there's a catch. He cannot go directly to 1963.  He has to go earlier, he has to make a life. There is other people to save, there is a butterfly effect to deal with.

King wrote this book 40 years after first having the idea for it, yep, you read that right, 40 years. And by God does it show...incredibly well thought out, a true masterpiece.

2 At number two we get serious, Pet Semetry. A book to give you the creeps like no other, whilst at the same time moving you to tears. This book is both emotional and scary, it will evoke deep feelings in you, which of course every good book should. A truly commendable effort, even for the literary magician known as King, whos standards are always high.

1 Here we are, number one ...drumroll... The Green Mile. 

Compelling, heartbreaking, and so incredibly special. 

This book will break you. 'Nuff said.

So what do you think, do you agree? Any others you'd include? Any you'd scrap and replace? Or do you have a completely different list of favourites altogether? Let us know in the comments box!

Top Ten Bad Celebrity Tattoos

Top 10
BAD CELEBRITY TATTOOS

Money may buy nice things, but it would appear that does not always extend to nice ink... Here we count down our top ten worst celebrity tattoos. What were they thinking?? 

10, In at number 10, its Miss Kelly Osbourne and her quite frankly weird new head peice. What does it even mean? Our guess is its something to do with dreams, with it being the word "Stories", on her head and all. Maybe.

 Whatever, we suggest you get growing your hair back sharpish Kelly.

9, At number 9 we have Tulisa sporting a lady garden tattoo reading "Lucky You" ....classy as always, Ms C...!

 

8, In at number 8 its the otherwise lovely Harry Styles, with his absolute myriad of shit tatts. He seems to be building quite the collection bless him, how could we choose just one?!

7, At number 7 its Mike Tyson and his quite frankly terrifying face tatt...The most surprising thing about this is that he has had it copyrighted, meaning nobody can copy it. Come on now, as if anybody would ever want to!! 

Aside, of course, from comedy movie makers taking the absolutely mickey out of it - such as The Hangover. Whom he sued.

6, At number 6 its Amanda Seyfried who has, strangely, got the word "Minge" tattooed on her foot. Why, Amanda? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY? 
(For those who may be unaware, minge is a crass term for a vagina).

5, At number 5 we have the 2nd "Lucky You" of the day, its Scarlett Johanson with this absolute crime. I've said it before, we'll say it again...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! The tattooist here deserves nothing less than jail time.

4, Onto number 4, we have the (lets face it, always odd) Dennis Rodman, with a back piece consisting of a slutty angel sucking on a (HUGE) penis. Yep, really.

3, Next up Ke$ha storms into our number 3 spot, with her delightful lip tattoo, reading "Suck It". Terrifying.

2, In at the number 2 spot its Chris Brown with his frankly disturbing tattoo of a battered and bruised Rihanna, right on his neck. Now we all know the history there, but really, is this normal behaviour to then go on and have this emblazoned on your neck forever more? We doubt it.....creepy.

1, Cheryl Cole grabs the number 1 spot, with this gobsmacking full ass coverage. This tattoo gave us nightmares, made us pray she would recieve medical attention, it is just, wrong. Its huge! Such a petite, beautiful young lady, such perfect skin, we just don't get it. It genuinely makes us feel sad.

Agree on the list? Disagree? Think we missed any out, or included those which should not have been included? Let us know in the comments box!